I Told You So
I told you that this presidential season is gonna be fun. Donald Trump is lighting up my life, y’all. Donald Trump, at a campaign event in New Hampshire, touted his building expertise to show how he’ll...
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I Love Yew, Willie
And just in case you’re not Facebook friends with Willie, this morning he posted this sign about Austin housing prices. And my personal favorite … Happy Birthday, Willie. You’re the damn best.
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Ding! Ding! Ding! We Have a Winner!
In the sweepstakes of crazy in Texas, we need to stop everything and stand in awe of this one. Remember yesterday when I told you about the weird drunk people in Bastrop being convinced that the United...
View ArticleMarriage thru the Millennia
By Primo Encarnación y Hachecristo There is an Hachecristo cousin who shall remain nameless, but he’s no one you’ve met yet. Within la familia there have been many whispered “Do you think he’s…?” But,...
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Phew! I’m Free! I’m Free!
Oh Dear, another Republican put the cherry on top of the Hypocrisy Sundae. North Dakota Republican State Representative Randy Boehning voted against a bill granting equal rights to gay people in the...
View ArticleFun With Guns: Chick Edition
If there is anywhere you need a gun, it at an Ohio Chick-fil-A. An Ohio man accidentally shot himself in a Chick-fil-A while pulling up his pants in the bathroom Tuesday afternoon, police said. The...
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Reason #692 Why Antonin Scalia Makes Dick Cheney Look Cuddly
We know that a battle was won yesterday in the Supreme Court when at least the justices opposing marriage equality were forced to use language that wasn’t demeaning to gay people. Well, except for...
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Here’s the Deal
A Texas State Trooper is in big trouble for posing with Snoop Dogg at South by Southwest. He will get a reprimand and Lord only knows what else because Snoop Dogg has drug convictions. And here’s...
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Y’all, It’s Officially a Thing
Y’all, this thing that the military calls “training exercises” named Jade Helm and has turned out to be a thinly veiled attempt by Barack Obama to gather intelligence on US citizens and haul us all...
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Annie Get Your Gun! And Cletus, too.
Republicans in the Texas Senate just okayed a tax-free weekend on guns. Yeah, guns. Just what Texas needs – more guns. We need gun to fend off the US Army, y’all. We have tax-free weekends for school...
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